Funny plant stakes for the green thumbs or wannabes! The plant struggle is real sometimes so why not get a good chuckle while you practice your green thumb.

Each sturdy stake is cut from locally PNW sourced wood. Markers range from 4" inches by 2" inches.

Four (4) Stakes per package.

Create your own collection from the following punny sayings:

- I FORGOT
- YOU GROW GIRL
- MOJITOS IN TRAINING
- STILL ALIVE
-DON'T TOUCH ME
- NOT DEAD YET
- #THRISTY
- PROBABLY A WEED
- LITERALLY DYING
- I WILL SURVIVE
- I WET MY PLANTS
- TRIED AND DIED
- NO IDEA
- FLOWER OF SOME SORT
- IGNORE ME
- YOUR VICTIM
- JUST LET ME DIE

Each marker is $4.00 OR 4 stakes for $14

When checking out, please drop a note in the message to seller your favorite picks and I'll have them heading your direction within a day or two!

Grow on friends!